suzy_kabloozy

It's Christmas Eve night ... the children fell asleep during Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. I'm wrapping presents and, well, actually goofing off and procrastinating as usual.

The children will all be happy. Daron is getting about 50 things, it seems like. Ah, to be 5. Steve is getting a Boss DD-6 Effect Pedal and a CD case that holds over a hundred of...
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It's three days before Christmas and the anticipation is now verging on panic ... and procrastination. I suppose what difference does it make if you buy all of your presents a month before they are needed ... if you don't have all 812 of them wrapped by now? Or the tree *completely* decorated? Or a plan for transporting all those boxes to their next destination?...
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I am so happy these days!

1. My Christmas shopping is done and has been done for about 2 weeks now! Everyone is getting what they want!
2. I spent an extra $1000 on myself while shopping! I have soooo many new shoes and boots!
3. I have a new housekeeper and he is really willing to do anything to please me, even fold my...
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I'm not really confused, but the icon was pink and that is my new theme. I have bought so many pink and black clothes that I have decided to dye my hair black and put pink tips on it. My dark auburn hair does not really match and we can't have that, can we?

I am also having shoe sickness in the extreme. I have...
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Okay, I realized this is my alter ego page, which is why I always sound so deranged here. I figure that no one will know me or hear me or care. But now I have *friends* -- can you imagine?

I might be the moodiest broad in Canoga Park, I'm not sure. Today the mood is set to -- no really, I'm happy. Did I...
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Ummm ... this shocking thing happened when I wasn't looking. I need to find some 420 friends ... my other friends went away. Tweakers be gone!

Okay, I only have two things to say: It seemed like a good idea at the time. And: It's amazing how fucked up things can get in just four days.

Does anyone remember back in the good ol' days when foreplay meant a 1/2 gram shot of methamphethamines in the neck just before penetration? Nope, I don't remember it either, much, because between the rush and the orgasm, I don't think my brain was fully engaged. It must have been fun because the neighbors used to complain about the noise.

Okay, I really need to...
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Fuck ... work tomorrow! Need I say more?

Everyone is kicking my ass today ... and I don't mean in the good way. Even my paycheck is a day late. Maybe I should have paid better attention to those *psychics* but none of them actually predicted that I would be bouncing checks today while I had a $100 bill in my pocket. In the famous words of Darby Crash, "Will somebody get me...
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