suzy_kabloozy

Okay, I realized this is my alter ego page, which is why I always sound so deranged here. I figure that no one will know me or hear me or care. But now I have *friends* -- can you imagine?

I might be the moodiest broad in Canoga Park, I'm not sure. Today the mood is set to -- no really, I'm happy. Did I mention that I spent $3000 this week? That has to be it. I love spending $$$.

I don't think I need shrooms, 420 or methamphetamines. Nope, I need professional help! So this company sent me a "free sample" of a product called FindSerenityNow ... and it promises to treat depressions, mood swings, blah, blah ... alcoholism! Wow! Now let me ask this: When you take a PILL to treat alcoholism, does that mean that it makes you drink more (supposedly saner) or less? Anyway, I checked the active ingredient and it is LITHIUM. Since when did that become an over-the-counter drug?

Im so happy cause today Ive found my friends ...
Theyre in my head
Im so ugly, but thats okay, cause so are you ...
Weve broken our mirrors
Sunday morning is everyday for all I care ...
And Im not scared
Light my candles, in a daze cause Ive found god
Yeah

Im so lonely but thats okay, I shaved my head ...
And Im not sad
And just maybe Im to blame for all Ive heard ...
But Im not sure
Im so excited, I cant wait to meet you there ...
But I dont care
Im so horny, but thats okay ...
My will is good
Yeah

I like it - Im not gonna crack
I miss you - Im not gonna crack
I love you - Im not gonna crack
I killed you - Im not gonna crack

RIP Kurt ... perhaps if you had only known about FindSerenityNow, it would all be different.