Alrighty. Since I have a blog I should use it... Especially when I get a good story to type out. And I promise, it is one hell of a story, at least for me! But I am long winded... So here goes...
So tonight I am walking back from the movies with my friend at twelve something at night - we tried to call a cab, but ya know, language barriers and all make it difficult and so the cab never came. So yes, we are walking along. And I have walked along this main stretch of road many times when I catch a show by myself and have been fine. But of course. On this lovely night, such a smooth evening does not exist. Though, I did enjoy the movie "I am Legend"... Yum, Will!
Well, we are walking and we notice some doode come down an intersecting street, we keep walking. Then I think that it is pretty strange, because he is basically making pace with us - staying to the side of my friend. But I figure, Jeesh, I am being paranoid. So we keep on a going and he gets behind us, and I figure, hey whatever, buddy couldn't figure out if he is fast enough for front or slow enough for behind. But I am still getting weirded out. Then I notice my friend checking out my shoes (cause I am in my work heels - since I left right from work with my friend). So I am thinking, oh no, she is getting weird vibes too...
AND BAM!! All of a sudden I am getting bear hugged and titty grabbed by the doode behind me. At which point I screamed to the high heavens and whipped my elbows back throwing him off me. I turned around to see him running for all hell... Hey, I guess I got good lungs or sharp elbows! So I figure, little chicken shit. Then he turns grabs his dick, which is OUT of his pants and starts waggling it back and forth at me saying "Japanese smokes! Japanese smoke!!" But really, there wasn't anything to smoke, maybe just a butt to put out (yeah yeah, corny joke, but an honest thought at the time...). So I am pretty pissed, flipping him the finger and screaming fuck you when I hear my friend yelling at me to turn around and run into the noodle shop. So I look back, and my friend, when she heard me scream, RAN! And I mean booted it!! HAHA! And she is screaming at me like crazy to follow her! So I grabbed my popcorn and hopefully did the more dignified thing and followed her into the noodle shop where we tried to explain in a pathetic attempt to the waiter that we didn't want food. Only 2 minutes away from the awful perve outside. But I am pretty sure that we entertained all the men (cause they were all men) in the shop by saying Hentai! Hentai! And pointing outside. Oh my. Well, we can at least say we made someones life a little more exciting that night.... Woo. And that is the story of tonight! Geesh! I seriously have all of the worst encounters with Japanese people! It is absolutely horrid!! All the other teachers are always shocked. I must be a freak magnet in this country or something....
Well, only three more days till Thailand!! YAY!
So tonight I am walking back from the movies with my friend at twelve something at night - we tried to call a cab, but ya know, language barriers and all make it difficult and so the cab never came. So yes, we are walking along. And I have walked along this main stretch of road many times when I catch a show by myself and have been fine. But of course. On this lovely night, such a smooth evening does not exist. Though, I did enjoy the movie "I am Legend"... Yum, Will!
Well, we are walking and we notice some doode come down an intersecting street, we keep walking. Then I think that it is pretty strange, because he is basically making pace with us - staying to the side of my friend. But I figure, Jeesh, I am being paranoid. So we keep on a going and he gets behind us, and I figure, hey whatever, buddy couldn't figure out if he is fast enough for front or slow enough for behind. But I am still getting weirded out. Then I notice my friend checking out my shoes (cause I am in my work heels - since I left right from work with my friend). So I am thinking, oh no, she is getting weird vibes too...
AND BAM!! All of a sudden I am getting bear hugged and titty grabbed by the doode behind me. At which point I screamed to the high heavens and whipped my elbows back throwing him off me. I turned around to see him running for all hell... Hey, I guess I got good lungs or sharp elbows! So I figure, little chicken shit. Then he turns grabs his dick, which is OUT of his pants and starts waggling it back and forth at me saying "Japanese smokes! Japanese smoke!!" But really, there wasn't anything to smoke, maybe just a butt to put out (yeah yeah, corny joke, but an honest thought at the time...). So I am pretty pissed, flipping him the finger and screaming fuck you when I hear my friend yelling at me to turn around and run into the noodle shop. So I look back, and my friend, when she heard me scream, RAN! And I mean booted it!! HAHA! And she is screaming at me like crazy to follow her! So I grabbed my popcorn and hopefully did the more dignified thing and followed her into the noodle shop where we tried to explain in a pathetic attempt to the waiter that we didn't want food. Only 2 minutes away from the awful perve outside. But I am pretty sure that we entertained all the men (cause they were all men) in the shop by saying Hentai! Hentai! And pointing outside. Oh my. Well, we can at least say we made someones life a little more exciting that night.... Woo. And that is the story of tonight! Geesh! I seriously have all of the worst encounters with Japanese people! It is absolutely horrid!! All the other teachers are always shocked. I must be a freak magnet in this country or something....
Well, only three more days till Thailand!! YAY!
Especially After Veiwing "I Am Legend"!!!!
'Japanese Smoke' Eh