susannahjoy

Dead Puppies
(Aren't Much Fun)
by Ogden Edsel

Dead puppies, dead puppies,
Dead puppies aren't much fun.

They don't come, when you call,
They don't chase squirrels at all --
Dead puppies aren't much fun.

My puppy died late last fall,
He's still rotting in the hall --
Dead puppies aren't much fun.
No, no, no ...

Mom says puppy's days are through,
She's going to throw him in the stew --
Dead puppies aren't much fun.

Dead puppies, dead puppies,
Dead puppies aren't much fun.

Dead puppies, dead puppies,
Dead puppies aren't much fun.

Dead puppies, dead puppies,
Dead puppies aren't much fun.

This will either get a laugh out of you or a message telling me to go fuck myself.

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me,
I think I'll go and eat some worms,
Short, fat, juicy ones, Long, thin, skinny ones,
Worms that squiggle and squirm.

I'll bite all their heads off and suck (make slurping noise) all the juice out,
And throw the skins away,
Nobody knows how much I survive
On worms three times a day!