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susannahjoy

Tehachapi, woo! I'm in Bakersfield now though. yay.

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Friday Jan 30, 2004

Jan 30, 2004
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i really need a boyfriend. or at least a one night stand. anyone on here interested? i'm pretty unexperienced (aka i have no clue what i'm doing) but eh, thats ok. kinda. i dunno. i'm bored. and kinda hungry. i want pie.... mmmm.... pie.... bring me some and i'll sleep with you!
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hammersmith:
I'd take you up on the offer if I didn't live on the opposite coast.

Also, the two pictures you have up in your pics section of your idea of beautiful women? Take it from a male point of view, neither of them are what you want to look like. They are far too skinny to look attractive. The second one, the one marked "perfection" looks like a Dr. Suess cartoon come to life.

You look better than either of them. Trust me.
Jan 30, 2004
neverender:
its on. you tell me where and when.
ill make sure you get everything you need.
love

Jan 30, 2004

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