Five days. 
One of the perks of living with Stephen (HIMGUY) is that I can shower when I want. Even if he's in it already, because he loves me. I win, Catheter. Have fun living with THREE other chicks and vying for the shower every morning. Because something tells me that when you're living with other girls who AREN'T related to you, they'll be less...
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Does anyone really need three hours of everybody loves raymond?
No, anyone doesn't.
No, anyone doesn't.
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bollweevil:
All of those shows are the same. The dude is an idiot, his wife hates him and nothing ever goes right.
I wonder if his stand-up was any good
I wonder if his stand-up was any good
bollweevil:
There's an autographed picture of Bob Saget at my school that reads "To the RCC vocal choir, Fuck you for being on my show. Bob Saget"
This is true. Apparently they were on America's funniest home videos. Apparently he hated them.
This is true. Apparently they were on America's funniest home videos. Apparently he hated them.
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Damn, and I thought I was dramatic. Dear Baby, welcome to Dumpsville. Population - you. Mountain View Gossip Company needs to fuckin get it together. Time to make like a tree and get the fuck out.
Also, I was stopped at a red today in a lane in which you could continue on straight or turn right, and some chick behind me...
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Damn, and I thought I was dramatic. Dear Baby, welcome to Dumpsville. Population - you. Mountain View Gossip Company needs to fuckin get it together. Time to make like a tree and get the fuck out.
Also, I was stopped at a red today in a lane in which you could continue on straight or turn right, and some chick behind me...
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My wisdom teeth don't have to come out, at least not anytime soon. There's enough space in my mouth to fit them, I won't have to worry about crowding and all I have to do is keep them clean. Luckyyyy! I dodged like, four bullets on this one. I think I'm going to stay with this dentist and just come back here for cleanings. Fuck...
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azrael_abyss:
yeah, if i had stolen an animal it DEFINITELY would have been Da Huuuuuudge. or maybe El Pardak. 
Today:
* I bought some super-mega-ultra-needed walking shoes.
* I was almost blinded by some prick's laser pointer.
* I mean blound. I was almost blound by some prick's laser pointer.
* Stephen made me miss him a lot. He sounded like he used to in the beginning.
* Hope still did not return my fuckin calls, damn it.
* I rescheduled my dentist/doctor appointments...
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* I bought some super-mega-ultra-needed walking shoes.
* I was almost blinded by some prick's laser pointer.
* I mean blound. I was almost blound by some prick's laser pointer.
* Stephen made me miss him a lot. He sounded like he used to in the beginning.
* Hope still did not return my fuckin calls, damn it.
* I rescheduled my dentist/doctor appointments...
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I'm fuckin getting sick. Girls are dumb whores. Money rules me, and I hate it. I need sex. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. Apnea is pretty hot. Cheaters have no fuckin business dispensing relationship advice. My ankle is better - the swelling is going down, at least. My ego is still kind of bruised. (SUSAN IS A CLUMSY MOTHERFUCKER.) I almost fought some...
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selbstmord_bitte:
I used to live in Redlands, from age one until age two... So I guess that would make me OG, but I'm over SO Cal--It's all about the NOR CAL (everyone knows). Word.
--David.
--David.
susan:
OG, Original Gangsta? I've never been up in NORCAL so I'll just have to give you the benefit of the doubt. How's the smog-age up there?
Word? Werd.
Susan
Word? Werd.
Susan
I CANNOT FUCKING WAIT TO MOVE. I'm correcting this shit MONDAY. FUCKING FUCK. I'm so fucking out of here...fuck.
himguy:
What shit? Your ETA?
susan:
Yeah. I'm going to see about leaving like a week earlier.
I wish I could make Veronica feel better. I'm going to miss her. I'm going to miss Glory. I'm really, really going to miss the fuck out of the both of them.
I'm a little drunk.
I'm a little drunk.