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The following crap happens to Susan, on average, at least 3 times DAILY. Getting a smidge old.

1. She walks into a spiderweb, even when there's nothing around for a spider to possibly attach sticky ass-string to. Nature finds a way.

2. A tiny bug, or speck of dirt, or her own eyelashes (and sometimes head-hair) will become lodged in one of her eyeballs and...
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fiendclub:
Wanna know something quite satisfying?
If some Bro's come in to buy beer and camel lights and skoal... I charge them extra. wink

Also, Did you check out Celeb Worship yet?
Because really. It is awesome.

[Edited on Oct 17, 2005 9:08PM]
weirdomanson:
hey there.. well i gotta say your #2 happens to me a lot.. i wear contacts so shit is always getting in them.. bro dudes, im at a lost for words lol

dont be a stranger
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Ever look around and ask yourself, exactly how and when did THIS become my life?

Fuck.



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fiendclub:
Sneriously? I would invite yous guys over but we like to have dinner parties and drink wine and stuff... which never impresses Steve. Also I smoke the pot, which also I feel bad about because he can't/shouldnt smoke it.
fiendclub:
We should Disneyland.
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This sucks. With a capital suck.

I need to get out way, WAY more. If anybody ever wants to do anything, I'm your girl.
ck:
okay, just give me a ring tongue
manchester_black:
I'd offer an invite to come out drinking and dancing, but I'm not sure you'd want to make the road trip to do so wink
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ATTN: BODY

Stop with the being sick and the choking me via snot. Stop. puke
himguy:
Seems you're doing better, Sooz. =)
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I'm here. There have been highs and lows, as expected.

Get off of my Mac's nuts.
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I think I need my jaw wired shut, for a couple of reasons. blackeyed
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himguy:
Two-and-a-half days.
bollweevil:
There was only one knife fight in dune messiah, and so far no knife fights in children of dune.

I'll wire my jaw shut if I don't get some knife fight action soon.
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All hail Snow.
love
manchester_black:
She's an SG, we're supposed to hail her by default, didn'tcha know wink So, how did you come accross my journal out of all of the ones on the SG universe?
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IT'S TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY. ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!!

You guys, packing sucks. I can't even imagine how shitty this would be if I had more than one room to worry about. This bruise on my foot is like creeping ivy or something, it keeps getting longer and wider. It's about three inches away from spanning the entire length of my foot. It's odd.


Four days till nonstop...
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