So, I haven't updated in awhile...many things whirling around...however in the interest of disclosure I will say this:
I have in the past had--and yes, fine, enjoyed--things in my ass in a sexual context. However, having just returned from doing my taxes, I will say I have never been bent over and taken anything in the ass quite that large before. I don't like it anymore.
In other news, two friends had birthdays this weekend. Had I known I would owe this much money to the government, I would have had them get me presents. *sigh*
That is all.
I have in the past had--and yes, fine, enjoyed--things in my ass in a sexual context. However, having just returned from doing my taxes, I will say I have never been bent over and taken anything in the ass quite that large before. I don't like it anymore.
In other news, two friends had birthdays this weekend. Had I known I would owe this much money to the government, I would have had them get me presents. *sigh*
That is all.
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p00ka:
thrashead:
I think the government has made it a little difficult for us all to sit down at one time or another. I hope your anus (and your wallet) heal soon. Oh yeah I don't think the government knows what lubricant is. 