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Thursday Jul 27, 2006

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So, when I was walking in the hills of Burbank about two months ago, I saw among the blurry photo-copied signs tacked to phone poles for lost doggies and kitties, a sign that read: Lost -- 1 desert tortoise. Hilarious mental scenarios ensued.

This week, while walking in the hills of Burbank, about a mile from where I saw that first sign, I saw a second sign. This one read: Found -- 1 turtle.

All I can say is: You almost made it to the freeway you glorious reptilian fugitive.
VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
trixel:
blargh I wanted to edit my comment above but the new format doesn't give me the option to save.

I'm at home today with female issues. Call me later if you want.
Jul 31, 2006
niccie:
glorious repilian fugitive, that made me snort with laughter. biggrin
Jul 31, 2006

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