So, I got a birthday gift a week and a half ago from my mom in the form of a swanky Sharper Image Ozone Reducing fan. It's suppose to suck in ozone and blow cooling oxygen out in a variety of refreshing modes. I've been enjoying it a great deal...until five minutes ago when it just stopped working. Now I have an expensive hat rack...that doesn't keep my nether regions cool or provide me oxygen. It's just standing there...mocking me.

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You should bring it back to Sharper Image and see what you can do. You should be able to bring it back to a different store.
Have a great time, have a great birthday, and say hi to the little woman for me!