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Hello my Jimmy Stewarts and binoculars,

New apartment, so since my last list was so popular I have desided on a new round up of my neighbors.

Apt 6: Cute couple, she has curly browny black hair and looks like a soap ad, except that she dresses kinda like a mall bohemian. She has a very slight southern accent and it makes her sound nicer then she is. I really like her, though we hardly talk.

He looks like a picture of an artist in a storybook, accept for his smokey demonic tattoos. He is from Sacramento and talks a bit more slowly then you would expect from looking at him. I think he is a contractor, I think he is very handsome.

Their house smells like cheap insence and good pot.

Apt 5: Though we have never met I have decided 3 things about him.

He works with computers

He is blonde

He is a HE

I also think may have a cat, and is the kind of person who wears sweatpants everywhere. I have decided all of these things based on absolutely nothing. I have never seen him, but the area around his door smells like wet paper bags and he gets alot of mail from big computer companies, and I have an overactive imagination.

Apt 4: 2 rotating Japanese students staying with an older gentleman who gives me the willies.

My favorite so far is named Apple. She is very eager to get coffee so she can practice her English. She doesn't drink but collects wine corks, She is very girly, really into my pregnancy, in love with Justin Timberlake, and I thought she was 14 till she told me she was 21. I once saw her leave the house to go to the bodega in 6 inch heels.

The other students have never talked to me, but they are all attractive and very well dressed.

The old man is hard to read, but he gets food delivered every day from some sort of service.

Apt 3: Is a family from Isreal, A husband a wife and 3 boys.

Wife is very sweet, gives me candy, and talks to me about baby stuff. She has hair so long she can sit on it, and it is so beautifully shiny. I can hear her yelling through the carpet.

The two youngest are rough and tumble, and are always yelling "Kelev!! Kelev!!" at me because they want to see my dog.

The oldest is kind and gentle and very sweet. I also think he is one of the most quietly smart kids I know.

I have met the husband once, he looks like a gnome, if gnomes wore slightly sparkly poly blend shirts. He has a great smile.

Apt 2 and 1: do not exist


So tell me about your neighbors, and if you haven't...


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Take a look at Ditto there are boobs and weird expressions and bush and belly and crazy eyes.




VIEW 24 of 24 COMMENTS
khoos:
Thank you smile
Yup, I drew it in my sketchbook yesterday morning and by noon it was a animated gif reality. smile
Jun 28, 2011
padam:
Number five - Banshee bitch from hell. She has two daughters, one my age, one three years younger. Both are blonde, horseriding types. The girl who's my age moved out at 16 after constant rows with her mother which can blatantly be heard through the wall that seperates our houses. Younger daughter can be frequently heard crying after her mother screeches at her. She's a nurse.

Number nine - Awesome cousin of my mothers, lovely dark skin, I think her father was black. Cutest daughter who has that kind of loud kid voice that makes me laugh. Two cats, Buster and Molly, both of whom are fat and adorable.
Jun 28, 2011

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