suri

Hello my Timbits and maple syrups

I freaking love Canada!!! Last time i was there Khoos made me do and eat all the best canadian things. And her kids were hilarious and her Mom made me scones and bought me this thing with raisins in it that was amazing.

Facts about Canada.

Everyone is really cute there. But they are way more open to non standard kinds of beauty.
They have better junk food.
It's over the top clean.
The cities smell like greek food and bread and rain and laundry and something being fried.
The sex shops are amazing. Like, just as good as goodvibes amazing.
The sense of humor is more absurd, i love absurd humor.
Poutine.
Smarties.
Khoos
Mneylu
Northern
If you wear a Canadian flag t shirt you are probably not a scary redneck hillbilly asshole.
Black squirrels.


Do you know any facts about Canada? Do you want to make one up to entertain me?

also.

look at my belly!!



excuse my hair, and smug expression.