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suri

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Monday May 09, 2011

May 9, 2011
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Hello my delays and procrastinators,

This isn't a blog as much as it is a list of things i should do this week and either won't do or don't want to. I will probibly do 4 of them.

Remember to take prenatals, so that my spawn is smarter then me. Because as far as I can tell from absentmindedly skimming books about babies, if you don't have folic acid your fetus will be a serious mouth breather.

Unpack, fold, and put away my laundry

Go to the grocery store, I have been adding fresh veggies to things from the bodega. They do not cancel each other out. (fresh organic spinach, a brown speckled egg, lemon zest, and chicken ramen is amazing high/low food.)

Buy vacuum cleaner.

Finish reading my trashy novel so i can read the awesome book i borrowed from Khoos.

Learn to use colorful jargon

Take pictures of my crazy belly/cool boobs (my nipples went from fluffy bunny nose pink to cafe con leche brown!)

Learn to make eyeshadow not look like it was applied by a drag queen who hates me.

Stop judgeing men by their walk.

Find boys names i don't hate or associate with crumby exes/4th grade bullies/bad roommates. That I can spell. That is not shared with a member of my or my husbands family.

I will blog better soon, i promise





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VIEW 23 of 23 COMMENTS
aeon66:
Congratulations on your soon to be bundle of joy. I have things to do at home like make it look less like a bachelor pad and actually clean it. But I'm just too lazy wink
May 12, 2011
xxjcblackheartxx:
Suri surely you have heard the news.....if not look at my blog...its truly the best news in the world
May 12, 2011

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