suri

hello my nancy drews and hardy boys,

today i am feeling moody and adolescent, if you too, feel moody and adolescent i have a blog you may enjoy.

here are some activities i like to do when i feel like this.


1. turn off your lights, lie down face up on your bed, stare at the ceiling and listen to this song, or any other sad sweet meloncholy song that makes you feel things

and relate to it as hard as you can, and if you can't relate to it now, try to remember as vividly as you can a time when you could.

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2. if you are a girl (or just good at slinking) put on too much eyeliner, drape a scarf over your lamp, lock your door and slink around the room to your copy of The velvet undergrounds "femme fatale" (don't have a copy? thats what youtube is for)


really any of their songs will work, they always sound like adolescence to me, that combination of akward and sexy, of longing and hope and trying to be cool. When i hear them in the wrong mood i can't stand them, like a Ex girlfriend who knows all my secrets, i flinch when i see her, it feels too vulnerable.

but when the mood strikes, when i feel the familiar burn and ache of adolescence. When i am alone, she becomes a comfort.

this song would be ok too, if the first one ends and you have more slinking and poseing to do



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3. develop a crush on a movie star, (i chose Michel Cerra) then Google image/ youtube/Wiki them and moon over how perfect they are

Micheal Cerra is a little ugly, and always looks sleepy, but my heart pulls like a bow and arrow when i see this


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4. decorate something with an inside joke, then make a date with the person you have an inside joke with. so you can feel like you are funny and are super close friends. If you are feeling fancy you should make one for them too.

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5. masturbate furiously





so please report back to me if you do andy of these things, and if you don't, tell me what you do when you are feeling adolesent