suri

hello my lipsticks and dipsticks!! (borrowed from curve magazine)


i am excited to tell you that i am working the starlight tattoo convention in New Jersey!! so if you are comming by the booth and see a silly spazy girl with giant boobs say hi!!
http://www.starlighttattoo.com/tattoo_expo_info.php look at the site!!

if you want we can say hi in code!! you can be all "seven-eleven?" and i can say "Slurpee" and then we can hi five!! it will be awesome!! like we are super cool convenience store secret agents from space!! and everyone at the tattoo convention will be like "wow those guys are cool!"

okay it may not happen, but if you do use my password i will give you stickers!!

today i am in an awesome mood, i have a fancy magazine to read (W), i have a cute little dog to play with, and a handsome black kitten to throw things too. i am re-readding fables and still loving it and i can make an omelet and not have it end up as scrambled eggs!!

i have to say i am so excited about leaving delaware that i have invented a dance. i'm not going far, just to Gaybeigherhood in Phillidelphia but it's still worth a dance.

i guess this journal might sound like i am bragging, so i will tell you some non braggy things

1. i was recently discribed as the Neville Longbottem of the suicide girls
2. i bite my nails
3. i have never seen snow
4. i know all the words to every pop song they played on the radio in 1998

i guess those aren't so bad. i would love to read your list of slightly silly things that aren't brag worthy about you! will you please make me a little list