you know, i'd be a happy boy if i had just a little bit of sherman alexie's talent. maybe just a little toe's worth. not a little finger. toes are weirder in size, shape and smell, and they'd be more fun to write about.
this post brought to you by grey goose vodka, lack of sleep, and vats of steaming jealousy.
this post brought to you by grey goose vodka, lack of sleep, and vats of steaming jealousy.