I took a long needed break today, though not on purpose. I drank till my head hurt last night and danced to 80's tunes. Upon waking this morning my body told me to fuck off. So I did.
It's strange living in the real world again. You get a bit of perspective. Waking up next to the woman of my dreams always seems to do that for me. Me and Shan are stronger than ever. I love that girl completely. She really makes me happy and her touch is like aspirin. Her kiss like ice cream. Sigh.
Went to go see the new Pirate's Movie. Also put things in perspective for me. Fuckin terrible moviegoing experience. The rudest fuckin family next to us literally brought a thanksgiving dinner in with them. To make things worse, every piece of food was wrapped in grocery store plastic bags. The only thing at a pirate movie more stirring than the sound of cannons is corn on the cob being unwrapped from plastic.

The movie was ridiculous and I took a moment to think about its creators. Sure they got to travel the world and have a blast doing what was probably the most stressful thing of their lives. Over 6 years of the directors life was devoted to it. Six years! A page in the closing chapter of that epic journey was some fuck family unwrapping chicken and talking through the whole goddamn thing! Shoot me. Just shoot me.
Tomorrow back to the land of make believe.
Fuck chicken!
It's strange living in the real world again. You get a bit of perspective. Waking up next to the woman of my dreams always seems to do that for me. Me and Shan are stronger than ever. I love that girl completely. She really makes me happy and her touch is like aspirin. Her kiss like ice cream. Sigh.
Went to go see the new Pirate's Movie. Also put things in perspective for me. Fuckin terrible moviegoing experience. The rudest fuckin family next to us literally brought a thanksgiving dinner in with them. To make things worse, every piece of food was wrapped in grocery store plastic bags. The only thing at a pirate movie more stirring than the sound of cannons is corn on the cob being unwrapped from plastic.

The movie was ridiculous and I took a moment to think about its creators. Sure they got to travel the world and have a blast doing what was probably the most stressful thing of their lives. Over 6 years of the directors life was devoted to it. Six years! A page in the closing chapter of that epic journey was some fuck family unwrapping chicken and talking through the whole goddamn thing! Shoot me. Just shoot me.
Tomorrow back to the land of make believe.
Fuck chicken!
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Thats why I want to hang out with monkeys. But not bonobos. I hear the males butt-rape each other