ok. i'm just gonna bitch.
my girlfriend sux. i'm getting really tired of her. i'm bad at this whole monogamy thing and she's starting to annoy my so, i feel some cheating coming on.
thing is i like her as a person. she's really sweet and pretty laid back most of the time. it's just starting to piss me off that she doesn't smoke and is so judgemental of pple who do.
yesterday we went to the city with my friends ( all stoners like me) we went to the fucking beach in Chicago! i was so fucking excited for everyone to meet lo and everyone was all pumped to meet her to since i've been blabbing about her to them for a while now.
...but my girlfriend doesn't smoke and while she says she's cool with it she gets all pissy whenever i smoke when she's around. also she kinda holds this stigma about pple who smoke pot. like she looks down her nose and shit thinking it's below her or w/e.
so the whole day i was having an awesome time getting stoned on the beach, throwing the frisbee, maxing out on the panera we brought and trying the slag rope my friend dan put up ( i failed but it was fun failure) etc. it was a bitchin time.
my g/f just wouldn't hang tho. she like, didn't want to chill cuz we were all smoking pretty much non-stop. she just found a spot like 20 feet away and sunbathed and read. my friends all think she's a bitch. which sux cuz i really like her naked but in order to ensure i can continue to do the naked things i have to put up with her bitching about me smoking. which i'm not entirely sure is possible.
so... i think i might just give up on tying to placate her. i'm no good at dumping pple. so i'm just gonna be myself (a self-centered ass) until she decides she doesn't want to fuck anymore.
now, i realize this is probably the worst course of action i could choose seeing as she'll probably be really hurt and shit when it comes to light that i've basically decided i'm single again without informing her but, this way i don't have to do that uncomfortable break-up thing and i can continue to have raunchy sex with her till she figures it out.
i'm a horrible person.
...but i like it this way.
my girlfriend sux. i'm getting really tired of her. i'm bad at this whole monogamy thing and she's starting to annoy my so, i feel some cheating coming on.
thing is i like her as a person. she's really sweet and pretty laid back most of the time. it's just starting to piss me off that she doesn't smoke and is so judgemental of pple who do.
yesterday we went to the city with my friends ( all stoners like me) we went to the fucking beach in Chicago! i was so fucking excited for everyone to meet lo and everyone was all pumped to meet her to since i've been blabbing about her to them for a while now.
...but my girlfriend doesn't smoke and while she says she's cool with it she gets all pissy whenever i smoke when she's around. also she kinda holds this stigma about pple who smoke pot. like she looks down her nose and shit thinking it's below her or w/e.
so the whole day i was having an awesome time getting stoned on the beach, throwing the frisbee, maxing out on the panera we brought and trying the slag rope my friend dan put up ( i failed but it was fun failure) etc. it was a bitchin time.
my g/f just wouldn't hang tho. she like, didn't want to chill cuz we were all smoking pretty much non-stop. she just found a spot like 20 feet away and sunbathed and read. my friends all think she's a bitch. which sux cuz i really like her naked but in order to ensure i can continue to do the naked things i have to put up with her bitching about me smoking. which i'm not entirely sure is possible.
so... i think i might just give up on tying to placate her. i'm no good at dumping pple. so i'm just gonna be myself (a self-centered ass) until she decides she doesn't want to fuck anymore.
now, i realize this is probably the worst course of action i could choose seeing as she'll probably be really hurt and shit when it comes to light that i've basically decided i'm single again without informing her but, this way i don't have to do that uncomfortable break-up thing and i can continue to have raunchy sex with her till she figures it out.
i'm a horrible person.
...but i like it this way.
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so i guess somewhere around 3 months?