superscott

so pretty normal week. no school for five weeks rocks which is pretty much the only upside.

So being the nice guy i am i figure in preperation for the colonoscopy tomorrow i'll clean up and look nice. Which pretty much means for me re-shaving my head and trimming the beard and what have you. While in the process of shaving it occurs to me hey i'll clear up my "area" so the doctors dont have to wade thru what is my ass. Because lets all be honest no matter how awesome you are you still have an ass and pretty much you wouldnt want to hang out back there for very long. So i feel kinda bad for the doctors who's job it is to probe another mans ass, by choice. With that said i was shaving my area and i'm listening to motorhead's ace of spades album while i'm in the shower, and low and behold fast and loose comes on. Needless to say you can see where this is going, the song got me kinda pumped and i cut my ass with the razor.


So now not only will i be getting violated with a little tiny camera on a stick the doctors will now notice the guy they're inspecting also has a very distinct cut on his ass around his "area" and it oddly enough looks like a razor blade as if he was shaving said area.

You can see how much i love my life right now.

Also i cant eat anything today, so i'm blaming motorhead and lack of food for the "incident".


Hopefully i'll know whats wrong or not wrong with me tomorrow by the time i get home so good luck to me