So a guy walks into a talent agency so full of excitement after waiting weeks to talk to the head agent.
"So i hear you have an act for me", says the Agent.
"Oh you better believe it sir! I'm so exceitied to be finally talking to you it's an honor." says the man.
"Well whats the Act?" the Agent asks.
"Alright well it's a family act, with me, my wife, my son my daughter, and our family horse.
Starts off we all walk on stage together, me and my son dressed in nice suits, while the girls in beautiful dresses. We take our bows, the lights come down and the music begins to play.
The show starts with me round house kicking my daughter in the face knocking her competely unconcious. When the blood finally covers her entire face i drop my pants and start fucking her mouth all covered in blood and spit. While i'm fucking my daughters mouth i have my wife come over and piss in my daughters mouth while i keep fucking her. So i'm fucking my daughters speech hole as my wife pisses into it. As all of this is going on i have my wife bend over and i take my sons left foot and shove it straight into my wifes ass and i mean deep too. After i get his foot in, i take my fist and insert it into her ass, while i'm inside her ass i grab my sons foot and we start fist/foot fucking the hell out of her asshole. Meanwhile with my other hand i'll be jerking off my son. Then our horse, charlie, comes over my wife starts sucking him off getting his horse dick as hard as a moutain of granite. After charlie is arose in all his glory i have him start fuckin my wife in her cunt. Then after i cum in my daughters shit covered mouth and charlie cums all over my wife and my son has cummed all over his moms ass, i reach into my back pocket pull out smelling salt to wake up my daughter.
She then throws up projectile vomit all over me, my son and my wifes ass. We then stand up take our bows and leave on horse back."
"Oh my god! What the hell is the name of this act?!!?" exclaimes the agent.
"The Aristocrats"
"So i hear you have an act for me", says the Agent.
"Oh you better believe it sir! I'm so exceitied to be finally talking to you it's an honor." says the man.
"Well whats the Act?" the Agent asks.
"Alright well it's a family act, with me, my wife, my son my daughter, and our family horse.
Starts off we all walk on stage together, me and my son dressed in nice suits, while the girls in beautiful dresses. We take our bows, the lights come down and the music begins to play.
The show starts with me round house kicking my daughter in the face knocking her competely unconcious. When the blood finally covers her entire face i drop my pants and start fucking her mouth all covered in blood and spit. While i'm fucking my daughters mouth i have my wife come over and piss in my daughters mouth while i keep fucking her. So i'm fucking my daughters speech hole as my wife pisses into it. As all of this is going on i have my wife bend over and i take my sons left foot and shove it straight into my wifes ass and i mean deep too. After i get his foot in, i take my fist and insert it into her ass, while i'm inside her ass i grab my sons foot and we start fist/foot fucking the hell out of her asshole. Meanwhile with my other hand i'll be jerking off my son. Then our horse, charlie, comes over my wife starts sucking him off getting his horse dick as hard as a moutain of granite. After charlie is arose in all his glory i have him start fuckin my wife in her cunt. Then after i cum in my daughters shit covered mouth and charlie cums all over my wife and my son has cummed all over his moms ass, i reach into my back pocket pull out smelling salt to wake up my daughter.
She then throws up projectile vomit all over me, my son and my wifes ass. We then stand up take our bows and leave on horse back."
"Oh my god! What the hell is the name of this act?!!?" exclaimes the agent.
"The Aristocrats"
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morningstar:
How'd you pay for that thar' tattoo today boy? 
jj_r0x0rz:
hahaha