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Wide-eyed, knee-deep in surprise.
Just below your thighs the temperature drops 5 degrees.
Your stand-by flight has just arrived.
Tongue-tied, bleeding from your eyes.
Even Christ himself would cringe at the sight of your scars.
While you're counting your sheep -
I'll count my lucky stars.
You were the last good thing I ever saw.
And I lost it all.
I lost it all.
Burned-out...
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mayhem:
I am drunk and sleepy. I am gonna sleep in tomorrow and make love to myself!! uh huh yeah thats right!!
ilektra:
I'd say we could meet up for a beer... but I know you just broke up with yourself and you may still have feelings for yourself and I wouldn't want you to get the wrong idea, because its just a beer. You know how jealous ex's are.
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Lock up your wives and children.... It's the weekend in Colombia.
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charmed_:
so - yeah - it is a 34yo growth spurt. seriously. one day they were just all "word, let's push our way out of a D". granted, i have a bit more in the stomachular region to match, but still - its a two-handful tit. whatever. if i'm going to be a 6/8 then i might as well have a serious rack.

yes, i'm settled!! i'm totally planned for where i'm going to be. now, how i'm going to get the funds for the summer remains a question. still, imma be in good stead for jan2008. and i just got symbolic confirmation that i will get the fundage to spend the summer in portlandia - or at least that is how i am treating the "voodoo donuts" review from jane & michael stern on the splendid table program. ostensibly i am looking for housing, but obviously i am also looking a chicks.

what does one do in c for the weekend?

i was going to ask you something else, but i think my caffiene infusion wore off ... hum. also, who is that chick in my journal, yo.

i am not articulate today.

charmed_:
you are a dancing machine. woo! that actually sounds like a very fun weekend. go you, you shakira impersonator.

i think you could grow a foot. all you have to do is get one of them fancy surgery type things where they break yr legs and stretch you out. what isn't awesome about that? superficial surgery + unnecessarily painful recovery= fun times.

i'm excited abt portland, but i wish i could find a place to live! oi! i gotta tell ya, you haven't really sold me on va beach, soldier. it sounds like a slightly less fun version of arlington which i did not much enjoy. i think you need to watch the retarded children somewhere much cooler.

god, i can't even type today. i'm still fried from CAFFIENE SATURDAY. also from the neediness of a certain little person. sometimes i should just let the phone ring.
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She played for the Angels
I played for the Tribe
The summer had been stolen and the bases were all loaded
There was big money on the line
Big my all the time yeah
There was big money on the line
I can't walk so I guess I'm gonna stay at home
They can have my legs just leave my head alone
I was in...
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Soon I discovered that this "rock" thing was true... Jerry Lee Lewis was the Devil. Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet. All of the sudden, I found myself in love with the world, so there was only one thing left that I could do was to ding a ling lang my danga long ling long.

...Jesus built my car. It's...
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charmed_:
jesus doesn't want me for a sunbeam.

jesus i am on your side - kiss me kiss me, jesus.

i freakin' love jll, and the horrible biopic about him starring the eternally hot dennis quaid. yum.

so, this weekend is rather full, but i'm chomping at the bit to reply. soon soon.

i'd flash you my newly giant boobs as a distraction cept for no pictures of them. ah well.

also, look both ways before crossing the street kitten.

♥ ♥
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mayhem:
When Chuck Norris sports wood he could fuck a Tyrannosaurus rex in half...
sally:
you make my day with that comment, its amazing that stuff hapened in cartagena, it makes me think about to go there!!!!
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wolfgang_:
If you have a spare $4000 lying around:
http://www.allerca.com/html/hypoallergenic.html

Fucking creepy if you ask me, but if I had allergies I'd probably buy one...
darksphere:
Fuckin faerie.. tongue

How are things?
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belllla:
Jill it... Jill off... as apposed to Jack?? tongue

I'm sorry to be the one to tell you, but yes, Benni passed away about two weeks ago. There's a thread here, it's mentioned on Lithium Picnic's blog, as well as on Benni's MySpace. I don't know how it happened... I just know it happened wayyyyyyy too soon. She was brilliant, hilarious and gorgeous. frown
belllla:
(In reference to Mayhem's comment above^^) Why don't you jut come visit Denver and kill two birds... wink
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Jesus Christ, that's a pretty face
the kind you'd find on someone that I could save.
If they don't put me away,
it'll be a miracle.
Do you believe you're missing out
and everything good is happening somewhere else?
But with nobody in your bed,
the night's hard to get through.

And I will die all all alone.
And when I arrive, I won't know...
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canuhandlethis:
I miss talking to you.... frown Sorry I've been kind of preoccupied.... but I've been thinking about you. smile

BTW - I decided to stay on SG. You changed my mind. wink
mayhem:
Im here now!! Where are you? mad
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If my body was twice the size it was
then I might look alright but I don't because,
I've got a disproportioned head.
And the people they point and laugh at me
and they tell me it's huge cuz honestly -
I've got a disproportioned head.
Don't try and be nice and say, "It's really not that big"
cuz I am well aware that you...
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mayhem:
Im getting my passport Wed. I am shooting with Napalm in Tues!!! YAYAYAYAA~
charmed_:
well, the relative (singular as it happens) is kind of ... how to say nicely ... provencial. nothing wrong with her, but just someone whose existence is the definition of small town life. i can't relate to her, and she can't relate to me, but it is pleasant. we won't be hanging out much, which is fine with me, so it isn't a big deal. what is a little disappointing is to see my chickie revert to that kind of small town frame of mind. that is an odd experience. that combined with some other things have been bugging me, so ... wrinkles. hmmmm.

the lunar eclipse/full moon was a bit of an intense experience. lots on the mind. sort of inarticulate, but definitely thinking.
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I hung out with an old friend last night. It was the first time we'd hung out since last summer - you know, he has a wife and a kid and white picket fence and yellow lab and, and, and, and...

We met for a couple drinks out in town and had planned to have a little reunion, of sorts, back at my place. So,...
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darksphere:
Manage to catch UFC 67?
mayhem:
Miss you!!