supernovice

Make it like that famous country singer!
Or that guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer!
Clean me up, but let me keep my edge...
In the day I like to keep it dignified.
But at night you know I got another side.
And I don't give a damn, cause I am what I am--
Even if it's really, really bad!

I've got an Ape Drape, yes I do!
They're givin' em to anyone, and that means you!
You can drive to Riverside and get one too!
And then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do!

Go ahead and buzz it 'round the ears.
I've been growin' that one braid back there for years.
I've had it since the first time I saw Queensryche...
The front may conform to society.
But the back says I have personality.
Even if it's really, really-- even if it's really, really bad!

I've got an Ape Drape, yes I do!
They're givin' em to anyone, and that means you!
You can drive to Riverside and get one too!
And then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do!

Make it short in front and long in back!
Short in front and long in back!
It's short in front and long in back!

If the top's not short enough that it stands up,
I could be thrown out of the Bad Boy Club...
But don't you lay a finger on my pony tail!
Now fix my kid so he looks just like me.
And then matching crazy pants are all we need!
Some may call it child abuse, I just call it bonding with your Dad.

I've got an Ape Drape, yes I do!
They're givin' em to anyone, and that means you!
You can drive to Riverside and get one too!
And then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do!

I've got an Norco Neck Warmer, yes I do!
They're givin' em to anyone, and that means you!
You can drive to Norco and get one too!
And you'll have Norco Neck Warmer like I do!

I've got Hockey Hair, yes I do!
They're givin' em to anyone, and that means you!
You can drive to Canada and get one too!
And then you'll have an Hockey Hair like I do!

I've got Achey Breaky Hair, yes I do!
They're givin' em to anyone, and that means you!
You can drive to Nashville and get one too!
And then you'll have Achey Breaky Hair like I do!

I've got a Mullet, yes I do!
They're givin' em to anyone, and that means you!
You can drive to Hoboken and get one too!
And then you'll have a Mullet like I do!

I've got Verboten Hair, yes I do!
They're givin' em to anyone, and that means you!
You can drive to Europe and get one too!
And then you'll have Verboten Hair like I do!

I've got a Shom, yes I do!
They're givin' em to anyone, and that means you!
You can drive to Florida and get one too!
And then you'll have a Shom like I do!