supernovice

She played for the Angels.
I played for the Tribe.
The summer had been stolen and the bases were all loaded;
There was big money on the line.
Big, my all the time, yeah...

I can't walk, so I guess I'm gonna stay at home.
They can have my legs, just leave my head alone.

I was in the kitchen.
The year was in the fall.
A friend of mine had told me that there weren't no point in mopin'.
No there weren't no point at all.
There was big fire in the hall, yeah...
There weren't no points at all.

I can't walk, so I guess I'm gonna stay at home.
They can have my legs, just leave my tail alone.
And I can't talk, so I guess I got nothin' to say.
I'll keep my eyes, just take these tears away.

Lock, stock, and barrel,
All the dogs were gone to feral
And the car ran like a broken perculator.
His liver had gone hard and he wouldn't mow the yard.
There was big money on the line.
And I heard that his brother was a Viking.
He liked to solve a problem with a gun.
If you want to know the facts, you gotta teach'em how to act.
And I hate cough syrup, don't you?
I'd rather be a sailor than a fighter.
I'd like to sail a ship into the sun.
If you wanna know the truth, you gotta dig up Johnny Booth.
And I hate cough syrup, don't you?
I know that your mother is a martyr.
I heard she has got connections with the mob.
If you wanna learn to fight, you gotta drink up all the light.
And I hate cough syrup, don't you?
I'd rather be a matchstick than a lighter.
I like to see the wood curl up and burn.
If you wanna touch the sky, you must be prepared to die.
And I hate cough syrup, don't you?
I hate cough syrup and I hate the food in Europe!
And I hate cough syrup; it's true...