The Virgin Mother appeared to me today. She was holding two baked potatoes with sour cream and chives. "They're delicious," she said, and she smiled, emenating a great white light. I took one from her. It was warm and inviting. I cut into it with my plastic fork and plastic knife and I took a bite. It was, as usual, very dry. She held out the other potato to me. "You try it," I said, "it's dry as fuck."
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ah, i see. um, did i mention that he was my EX-husband! hahaha i take no responsibility for that sight not meeting your needs! LOL! i went with him when he went down to work with the special forces and train them on using it a couple of years ago. it's still a really cool product though, in my opinion, not shining light on the target, blah, blah, blah......
ok, enough about that!