supermanfxk

I was talking to my friend on the phone. We were going to go out for drinks, he said I'm going to jump in the shower and I'll be right over. I was like, "that's pretty dangerous."

Do people usually do something somewhat acrobatic and dangerous before they leave the house? This was not something my mother taught me to do when I was growing up.

"Did you brush your teeth?"

"Yes"

"Comb your hair?"

"Yes"

"Do handstands near the heater?"

"Damn, I forgot."

The next day I was going to have lunch with this chick. I said, "I'm going to do summersaults on the coffe table, then I'll be over."


That relationship didn't last long.