superhappy

So i awoke in a prison cell, naked, with only a dull razor and an unusually large duck. upon further diagnosis i realized my cell was made up of only 3 walls, and the duck? well that duck just may have been the biggest fucking duck i have ever seen! I managed to survive on dew drops i collected from a nearby branch that was over looking my cell, and these roots i managed to dig up from under the ground. where else would the roots be i wondered? I heard a noise and just the i seen a bloody bangeled tiger! and in an instant it began to charge! luckily i survived when a noble sparrow sacrificed its self and dove in front of my attacker. He gave his life for me....now i must do the same! just then i decided to write a book about how to pick up chicks...and spiders! AHHHH SUP AH HAPPY! its a good thing that only snails go to jail, otherwise i would have to frolic frolic! i managed to save Timmy and his family. but its no pleasure. but its really no problem, because its not my problem. so i figured i would just swing to the couch and take off these glasses so you can see when i talk....talk about what? who knows. all i know is that im braver than brand! and thats why i kicked you leg out of you leg.