supergp

http://www.theyesmen.org/hijinks/dow/

I thought it was pretty good.

in colorado, men have the first trimester to file paperwork with the courts pretty much relinquishing all rights to the kid...they never have to pay child support, their name isn't on the birth certificate...
but have you seen girls in their first trimester? a lot of them don't even look pregnant. so if you knock some girl up, then happen to break up with her...and she finds out she's pregnant and doesn't TELL you for like 5 months, you're just plain fucked.
my teacher recommends all men make women sign waivers before they have sex saying the guy will assume no responsibility for any children. my teacher is a funny lady.