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Wednesday Aug 09, 2006

Aug 9, 2006
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So I watered my patio plants this Sunday and inadvertently gave my downstairs neighbor and his paper an unexpected shower. He was pretty upset...and wet.

Now, I don't usually apologize for stuff. What am I gonna say anyway? "I'm sorry you are such a crotchety old baby?" But I thought I'd try and make it better.

So I went downstairs today and knocked on his door. He answered all defensively and only opened the door a crack. I asked him if he could please help me move my tv to my car. He agreed. It was pretty heavy and took us some time and we chatted a bit and then I secured the deal.

"So Duane." I said. "Do you like chocolate chip cookies?" I asked. "Why yes I do." He said. So he followed me back upstairs to my kitchen where I gave him some cookies. OH! That sounded really bad! HAHAHAHA!!! But he's an old guy, maybe 55 or 60 or so. And that did it. He smiled and talked some more and told me if I need anything else to come get him. I'll bring him some cookies tomorrow...no strings attached.

Bow to the power of the cookie.

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