Dear Tide laundry detergent,
I love you so much. You saved my favourite shirt from the vile clutches of the staining, garlic chili oil. I cannot thank you enough. When the cap snapped off the bottle and I felt the oil spray across my body, I was left in a state of utter shock. The best shirt I own. The green one. Stained with red, smelly, tasty oil. Forever.
But no, you stepped in and you took charge and you told that oil that it was not welcome. I cannot thank you enough for all that you have done. Perhaps, now that I know your true strength I will introduce you to the shirt that got wrecked by the barbecue. Maybe you two will hit it off and we'll all feel lucky.
PS: I wish there was a way for me to hear the rain at night without letting all the heat out of my room.
PPS: I got lucky in Vegas and now I want more. More!
I love you so much. You saved my favourite shirt from the vile clutches of the staining, garlic chili oil. I cannot thank you enough. When the cap snapped off the bottle and I felt the oil spray across my body, I was left in a state of utter shock. The best shirt I own. The green one. Stained with red, smelly, tasty oil. Forever.
But no, you stepped in and you took charge and you told that oil that it was not welcome. I cannot thank you enough for all that you have done. Perhaps, now that I know your true strength I will introduce you to the shirt that got wrecked by the barbecue. Maybe you two will hit it off and we'll all feel lucky.
PS: I wish there was a way for me to hear the rain at night without letting all the heat out of my room.
PPS: I got lucky in Vegas and now I want more. More!
I do indeed have a new set coming sometime in the future, but it will not feature a rabbit, or fur. red lips maybe?