Funny thing overheard at a bus stop at an insanely late hour: drunk, homeless guy yelling to someone (maybe me, maybe the guys in the car driving by at the time, I'm really not sure) "come in one hand, shit in the other, see which one builds up first! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
I have no idea what was meant by that, but he apparently thought it was hilarious.
In other news, I'm drunk as all hell and probably shouldn't have been ou t in public in this condition. I think a guy talking on a cell phone was thinking about hitting me when I started yelling at him him to run in the club and start breakdancing....I dunno, it made sense to me at the time.
(edit) I'm gpnna pass the fuck out now...tomorrow is going to suck donkeyu balls.
I have no idea what was meant by that, but he apparently thought it was hilarious.
In other news, I'm drunk as all hell and probably shouldn't have been ou t in public in this condition. I think a guy talking on a cell phone was thinking about hitting me when I started yelling at him him to run in the club and start breakdancing....I dunno, it made sense to me at the time.
(edit) I'm gpnna pass the fuck out now...tomorrow is going to suck donkeyu balls.
Drunk supahaole. Excellent