Crikey! We'll miss you, buddy. 
Last night I rode a mechanical bull.
I kick ass!
I kick ass!
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heresy2007:
ya make 8 seconds?
either way you kick ass!!!
how have you been?
either way you kick ass!!!
how have you been?
throttlebitch:
The question is...what are your kitties doing on the internet when you aren't there? Any suspitious downloads? You know, kitty porn 
I've lost my hummus. How do you lose hummus?! It was right here a second ago . . .
Do cats eat hummus?
Do cats eat hummus?
elleseven:
Only cats that have mental retardation eat hummus. This I know.
I have lost my hummus a thousand times. or tines, i can never remember.
I have lost my hummus a thousand times. or tines, i can never remember.
xani:
i eat hummas. and i'm a cat.
meow meow
meow meow
I am beyond ready to begin teaching literature courses. This composition shit is driving me insane.
My furry children are gleefully destroying my apartment, and I am gleefully watching. But, yesterday, little Mina gleefully ripped the hell out of my leg while trying to escape from another one of Lucille's OCD forced bathing experiences. I was not so filled with glee. Also on the not-so-glee-inspiring...
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My furry children are gleefully destroying my apartment, and I am gleefully watching. But, yesterday, little Mina gleefully ripped the hell out of my leg while trying to escape from another one of Lucille's OCD forced bathing experiences. I was not so filled with glee. Also on the not-so-glee-inspiring...
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guitargeek:
There's not enough money in the world to get me to teach school for a living, or to be a girl.
My heart goes out to you...
My heart goes out to you...
elleseven:
Yeah guys, look the fuck out!
Oh darlin' I wish you did not feel so crappy.
My heart will go on... oh, no I di'n't. Ooh, snap.
Oh darlin' I wish you did not feel so crappy.
My heart will go on... oh, no I di'n't. Ooh, snap.
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elleseven:
oh my god i cant even believe you are trying to pawn off a goddam kitten off on me. i am such a sucker and you know it!
on another note, see ya sat.
on another note, see ya sat.
elleseven:
I want Mina!
Lucille is pulling a Ruca on your kittens it seems. "lick the shit out of each and every one of them, thats my game" -ruca salt
Lucille is pulling a Ruca on your kittens it seems. "lick the shit out of each and every one of them, thats my game" -ruca salt
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
credit card
2. Favorite Place to eat a romantic Dinner?
outdoors
3. Last time you Puked from Drinking?
last night
4. When is the last time you got drunk and woke up in a strange place?
been a while
5. Name of your First Grade Teacher?
Mrs. Ramsay
6. What do you really want to be...
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credit card
2. Favorite Place to eat a romantic Dinner?
outdoors
3. Last time you Puked from Drinking?
last night
4. When is the last time you got drunk and woke up in a strange place?
been a while
5. Name of your First Grade Teacher?
Mrs. Ramsay
6. What do you really want to be...
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quirky:
I tag you!
elleseven:
signs point to yes! minigolf could be fun. i need to check my schedule though.
Oprah is not gay.
Also, I have a killer headache.
Also, I have a killer headache.
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guitargeek:
No, no, she's pretty gay. Even if she doesn't munch the rug, she's pretty gay.
Sorry about your headache. Maybe this will make it better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0rwG39Jzk
Sorry about your headache. Maybe this will make it better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0rwG39Jzk
argene:
But Lance Bass is. 
I went to the Oregon Country Fair this weekend and had a pretty damn good time. I went alone, so it was the perfect opportunity to just take things in and people-watch. And there was high-quality watching to be had. Costumes and nudity everywhere. It was really nice to see people so comfortable with their bodies and so willing to just have a good time...
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jackminussally:
Thanks,
I am sure I will take you up on that offer soon.
The new layout isn't so bad once you get used to it.
but I understand between this, the lack of interest in the boards and the lack of girls I like to look at or have something interesting in there journals I'm not on here nearly as much as I used to be
Just though I would let you know that I'm writting the story of my life down.
I've written poetry and speaches but never a story.
So I'm having a really hard time.
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I am sure I will take you up on that offer soon.
The new layout isn't so bad once you get used to it.
but I understand between this, the lack of interest in the boards and the lack of girls I like to look at or have something interesting in there journals I'm not on here nearly as much as I used to be
Just though I would let you know that I'm writting the story of my life down.
I've written poetry and speaches but never a story.
So I'm having a really hard time.
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elleseven:
REBANDITAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Hey kids. I've been boring lately, but I like it that way. I've had WAY too much drama-shit going on this year. I spend most of my time reading for exams and recovering from the school year. And teaching. I have a disappointing group of students this summer . . . they're boring as hell. Yes, I can be boring but complain about other people...
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dulllifelesshair:
Go to class drunk and semi-naked. Excitement will come.
timtoxic:
Thanks for everything. You are a great friend. 
Dear Mavericks,
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!
Thank you for your attention.
-SL
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!
Thank you for your attention.
-SL
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jackminussally:
That timeout call hurt them a lot.
not that I think they would have won it but 1.9 Dirk would of had a good chance.
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not that I think they would have won it but 1.9 Dirk would of had a good chance.
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dr_ew:
Basketball right?
I find most everything but cooking is more fun naked.
I find most everything but cooking is more fun naked.
I liked him, he may not always have used his best judgment but he knew his shit and did a lot of work to help animals.
Why couldn't it have been Jeff corwin??
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