I'm sitting here eating a strawberry soya yogurt, which is surprisingly good.
I had an awful night, I am never having children no matter how domesticated my family tell me I am. Children do not go to sleep, they do not leave you alone, they find interest in the most mundane tasks such as using the toilet. Have you ever tried to pee while a two year old watches you? It's not pretty.
Tonight I am getting wasted. I like to think I owe it to myself after my hard evening.
I had an awful night, I am never having children no matter how domesticated my family tell me I am. Children do not go to sleep, they do not leave you alone, they find interest in the most mundane tasks such as using the toilet. Have you ever tried to pee while a two year old watches you? It's not pretty.
Tonight I am getting wasted. I like to think I owe it to myself after my hard evening.