sunofnone

I think the best humor comes from Self Deprecation. Having said that here's another song I'm working on.

See my balls they are very small
But if you look at my cock you can't see it at all
There's a reason they call it a prick indeed
Cuz if I stick you with it bitch you're gonna bleed
It's so small I must have a disease
I got a itch in my pants cuz it's the size of a flea
If you want a good look you better get on your knees
I need a pair of tweasers just to take a leak
I better hold on tight when I take a pee
Cuz I might lose my grip if I have to sneeze
And that kind of breeze could make my penis freeze
Cuz even when it's warm it's like it's zero degrees
I know everybody likes to taunt and tease
But with a member like this you gotta take it with ease
If you fold a piece of paper I can fuck the crease
It's the size of a mouses and it wants some cheese

Call it a honkey cock cuz it's a small problem
Take my advice here's a rule of thumb
If yours is small like mine then don't act dumb
Just remember you can always learn to use your tongue

Joshua
SunOfNone