sunniapocalypse

picture post!

the only one for me.

retard.

I found this wee toad in my dogs water dish.

He wanted to see what i had found. he kept trying to squish him with his paw. So i found a big box and i sat him down and told him the rules.
1. neither you or the toad can leave the box.
2. you cant eat the toad. (he tried, the toad pee'd in his mouth. he kept making faces after that)
3. you cant kill the toad.
4. if any of these rules are broken the toad goes back outside.
like i said he tried to eat it so I took the toad back outside. when i came back in i was like SEE THIS IS WHY YOU DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS! he looked sad and confused.

i put him in time out. he didnt mind.

my face and body will never match



my plans for tonight. mmm cheap vodka.

im so lonely

and upside down