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here's a lil math for you
maddog+cisco=clark is a big whore
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sophie:
ah yes. good idea. i'm stealing posh's legs. or wait. maybe apnea's. long, skinny, and they look great in tennis shoes.

blush
akemi:
woooooooooooooooooooooo ARRR!!! joined my pirate crew ye have argggggggggggggg xxx
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Leave it to me to befriend an actual pornstar on live journal. She is hilarious talking about porn in her journal as if it is no big thing. but man that is hilarious to talk to somebody who does that for a living and me who lives for porn. haha
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Gar..lol sorry..couldn't resist..hey, so you have a mohawk now? Like the new profile pic!

LOL,my good friend in Baton Rouge just be-friended a porn star too..okay, an ex-porn star anyway..she said she was going to bring her over to meet me sometime! LOL WooHOO!! biggrin
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hmm....nothing to say really. I just got tired of seeing that old post up there. blah I wish i had more to say. I wish my neck would heal faster so i can go to the gym. I need to get in shape for Da Army.
synnove:
shocked i'd hate to think i stopped you from breathing normally.
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There is no insanity, rather a super sanity
More suited for life at the end of the 20th century
Where everything is art
And everything is trying to express it
Where everything is art
And everything is trying to communicate it.
ciel:
whhhhaaaaaaaa....!?!!

Oh no again. I thought I had got rid of them... its actually a rare skin disease. Back to the doctors I go...
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OOOOO this girl i know is a closet metalhead. i love that shit. makes me love her even more. so rare a find. too bad that she has a boyfriend.....ho hum
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man that last entry was something. drunk ass clark is hilarious i still hold that truth as self-evident.
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OK! no calling girl/friends sexer upper when i am really drunk cause they get mad at me. even though i think i was hella hilarious. i need to get a girl with a good sense of humor. fuck this immature girls that always want me to be perfect. i may be der ubermensche but i am not completely perfect as people want to believe the...
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i can shoot liquid out of my left tearduct
sparkle:
PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!



ah....its BEEN A WHILE!! since i have heard that one...
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I'm totally crushing.
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hehehe..I was just sitting here thinking..your comment page looks so pretty..blue..pink..blue..pink..then I remembered..it's only blue to me! But you know..gray and pink are pretty too! LOL..Oh wait...purple? You know what..I think I may need to call it a night because my brain is obviously dying over here!

That is too funny about the pirate steve circumstances! lol It's funny how we pick up nick names...I get called half pint and little bit a lot....unfortunately I have a feeling this will not be ending...EVER...but it's okay...I have learned to cope with the cruelness of this harsh and cold world (dramatically throwing my hand across my forehead and slinging my head back!)...actually I'm slumped down in my computer chair with my hand in my crotch..but that didn't seem quite as dramatic! LOL biggrin
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yeah, I guess I should take her to the library more...it's funny how I didn't even think about that! LOL Yeah, I know she's read like 40 or 50 for school, and who knows how many she's read beyond that. She read the 5th Harry Potter book in one weekend! Of course...it's not like she had any other responsibilites either..hehehe...I remember when I used to just be able to sit there and read...today I actually read some...of course..it was the Low-Carb Bible...but hey..it was nice to just sit down and read for a while. Sadly enough, I think I only read like 20 books this past year...unless you want to count text books! LOL
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whateva whateva i'll do what i want. i'll steal yo girlfriend if i want to.
pixxy:
yeah i really just don't drink. i simply buy $7 drinks and hold them up to my mouth for photos confused hehe