I want to move to Canada or just visit it. Too bad that I am joing the ARMY. Oh well. I guess I will just have to settle on visiting it then.
Me being sober at parties is fun. I'm glad that I am wholly committed to this sober thing. Still i would love a Guiness ever now and then but I know where that leads. A slippery slope that I have been down too often for my taste.
Went to a lingerie and pajama party. I showed up naked and brought the ruckus. Orgy broke out. I wonder who caused that? HEE HEE HEE
A pirating I will go. YO HO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM!!!
panda:
hehe multiples of me??? now THAT would make for an awesome SG set! haha...
hope ya like the set!
Muuuah!
hope ya like the set!
Muuuah!

hahaha.... I got the best Valentines day card.
Let's just say this, it was a Ninja Turtles card that had
"WANNA FUCK?" written on it
Let's just say this, it was a Ninja Turtles card that had
"WANNA FUCK?" written on it
Happy V-Monday people. Hope love finds you naked and bound in bed all day.
I have officially started coming to this site to see if the grrrls comment on my journal or respond to mine. No longer just to see the HAWT girls naked. ho hum.....maybe I'm getting sensitive.
synnove:
haha that's awesome. i would have totally been his friend... had his name been jeffrey dahmer.
I was chatting up three ladies today. Funny enough, all their names start with K. So I was hanging with the KKK today. Isn't that Grand?
I hate it when my friend's girlfriends try to but into my business. Especially when all they know about me is what my friends tell them.
here's a lil math for you
maddog+cisco=clark is a big whore
maddog+cisco=clark is a big whore
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sophie:
ah yes. good idea. i'm stealing posh's legs. or wait. maybe apnea's. long, skinny, and they look great in tennis shoes.


akemi:
woooooooooooooooooooooo
joined my pirate crew ye have argggggggggggggg xxx

Leave it to me to befriend an actual pornstar on live journal. She is hilarious talking about porn in her journal as if it is no big thing. but man that is hilarious to talk to somebody who does that for a living and me who lives for porn. haha
image:
Gar..lol sorry..couldn't resist..hey, so you have a mohawk now? Like the new profile pic!
LOL,my good friend in Baton Rouge just be-friended a porn star too..okay, an ex-porn star anyway..she said she was going to bring her over to meet me sometime! LOL WooHOO!!
LOL,my good friend in Baton Rouge just be-friended a porn star too..okay, an ex-porn star anyway..she said she was going to bring her over to meet me sometime! LOL WooHOO!!

hmm....nothing to say really. I just got tired of seeing that old post up there. blah I wish i had more to say. I wish my neck would heal faster so i can go to the gym. I need to get in shape for Da Army.
synnove:
i'd hate to think i stopped you from breathing normally.

thank you for offering up a copy of the cd. i ended up finding it on ebay though. ha