ugh...
I hate mothers' day. Not that I hate mothers... I love mothers, utmost respect. But really people...put some work into it. MAKE them brunch. Stay home, clean their house, make them supper. DO NOT come to my restaurant and make me work my ass off for YOUR mom!!!
On top of that, don't make an ass of yourself by bringing 14 people of your family and tipping less and spilling everywhere, and making a general mess, and still tip less than the humble CLEAN table of 4 immigrants 10 feet away. Douche bag realtor!
I had a wikkid weekend though... spent some fun time with a couple lovely friends of mine....
which leads me to an issue. I have a particular fondness for two friends of mine. They are both fantastic, beautiful, wonderful, and special women. They are also best friends and roommates....oh yeah.. and they have boyfriends. Is it wrong for me to attempt to steal one from her boyfriend? In an ideal world they would love to have a polyamourous relationship with me, but, I know that's not really going to happen....
Any help?? Suggestions? Hints?
and for those of you in on that purple place... yeah... I'm double posting blogs.
I hate mothers' day. Not that I hate mothers... I love mothers, utmost respect. But really people...put some work into it. MAKE them brunch. Stay home, clean their house, make them supper. DO NOT come to my restaurant and make me work my ass off for YOUR mom!!!
On top of that, don't make an ass of yourself by bringing 14 people of your family and tipping less and spilling everywhere, and making a general mess, and still tip less than the humble CLEAN table of 4 immigrants 10 feet away. Douche bag realtor!
I had a wikkid weekend though... spent some fun time with a couple lovely friends of mine....
which leads me to an issue. I have a particular fondness for two friends of mine. They are both fantastic, beautiful, wonderful, and special women. They are also best friends and roommates....oh yeah.. and they have boyfriends. Is it wrong for me to attempt to steal one from her boyfriend? In an ideal world they would love to have a polyamourous relationship with me, but, I know that's not really going to happen....
Any help?? Suggestions? Hints?
and for those of you in on that purple place... yeah... I'm double posting blogs.
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both roommates? eep. if they want you enough to leave their men, it will happen ust by being in close proximity.. just try yo be yourself and hang with them but dont come on too strong!
That or.. try to meet someone new (male or female) to distract you from them..
Just thought I'd let you know, Im sorry I sat on you instead of looking for a chair, that wasn't very nice of me, and I am sorry, because that got me a huge bruise!!