Things that make you wonder!
Only can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Why are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Why do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Why do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Why do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Why do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Why does the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on the "Start" button?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Only can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Why are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Why do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Why do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Why do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Why do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Why does the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on the "Start" button?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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here's mine: why do people bitch about the restaurant not having fat free or low fat dressing, and then order a pizza with 3 kinds of cheese and 4 kinds of meat with cheesecake for dessert?
happened more than once at my old job.
The only thing that always botherd me was I use to work at Burger King and the most popular meal orderd was a #2 with cheese king sized with a Diet coke. If you don't got to burger king all that much a #2 with cheese king sized with a diet coke, is a Double Whoper with cheese, King sized and a Diet Coke!
But I can understand with Babygirl becuase my dad is diabetic and my mom doesn't like the taste of regualr soda. So it's all in the prefrence I guess.