Ahh Friday. It's poker night baby!!! Yeah... Damn I'm gonna take all these little kids' money. All these 18 19 yr old kids think they can hang with me and my roomy. I will prevail victorious above all. There will be none left standing. I am going to teach them a lesson, or hopefully not so they will do it again. TEXAS HOLD 'EM...... I have to contain my drinking though until I beat a couple of them. Cause if I get all drunk I will lose all my money. Not that we're playing with that much a mere $20 buy in. But, I still don't wanna be sittin' around watching all these losers play cards with my money. I will update and let all know how it went. 
UPDATE: Yes I was victorious... I won the pot of money and all bowed to me as the greatest at the table. Next time more will fall and my pot will be even larger.
UPDATE: Yes I was victorious... I won the pot of money and all bowed to me as the greatest at the table. Next time more will fall and my pot will be even larger.
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Remember, go all-in with your low pairs from time to time...
You would be amazed what these rocks are capable of doing...