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Wednesday Jun 06, 2012

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My wisdom teeth are bothering me a bit. Half of my face is swollen, and I have a splitting headache on one side of my head. I am morally opposed to having them removed (read: scared shitless) so I have just allowed them to grow in. They're not crowding my other teeth or anything, but they ARE a pain in the ass.

Today one of my reps commented on the swollen cheek/jaw area, so naturally my response was "You should see the other guy."

Because I'm witty.

knives2meatyou:
You are witty, and losing your wisdom teeth won't make you any less so. Your wisdom teeth sound a lot like me - I'm not crowding your teeth (though it does sound like an interesting proposition) and I'm a pain in the ass, too.

Don't be scared just because you'll have blood and spit and god knows what else oozing from your mouth, clenched open against your will for an inordinate amount of time, while you slowly suffocate on your own mucus. It's not that big a deal, you pussy.
Jun 6, 2012
4sev4en:
I said fuck it and let mine grown in and i had a couple of times like that but it would eventually go away! I hate the FUCKING dentists!
Jun 6, 2012

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