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Tuesday May 29, 2012

May 29, 2012
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The 80 year-old woman in me politely asked for a cup of hot tea with a bit of lemon.

"If it's not TOO much trouble."

The 26 year-old in me just gave her some Grey Goose.
In a mug.
With a bit of lemon.

"It really was no trouble at all."


I look rather productive here with my trusty Columbia University mug (stolen from a family member) next to my computer. Almost, dare I say, professional?

Had I opted for the "Keep drinking until she's hot." shot glass, I don't think I would've achieved the same effect.


I honestly don't remember where I was going with this.


Probably somewhere inappropriate.



For the record, somebody can buy this teacup for me...
knives2meatyou:
My breath was indeed bated, by the way, but the bait was a worm and there was no tequila, so generally waiting made me blue and agaveted. You may take all of this with a grain of salt but I gave it my best shot.

Welcome home.
May 29, 2012
sextrash:
Liquor is quicker, I always say.

And how else can you be expected to drop out into the so unknown?
May 29, 2012

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