Just had the following awkward conversation with the woman ahead of me at the post office:
Woman-"It sure looks like you're wearing falsies."
Me- (Quickly glances down at chest and chuckles uncomfortably.) "Nope, they're all mine."
Woman-"I wish I were that lucky!"
Me-"It's not luck, just good stuff from Victoria's Secret."
Woman-"I didn't know Victoria's Secret sold mascara."
Apparently she was talking about false EYELASHES...
erinzombie:
lol ![smile](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/smile.0d0a8d99a741.gif)
![smile](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/smile.0d0a8d99a741.gif)
redrufus4u:
Oops! ![tongue](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/tongue.55c59c6cdad7.gif)
![tongue](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/tongue.55c59c6cdad7.gif)