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Having a clear out and found this book....😂😂😂

Jul 16, 2014
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It has epic quotes from past to present on every outlook on life. I use is as a source of amusement if I am in a pissy mood just to brighten myself up.

Here are a few famous and some not so from philosophers to comedians.

Love:- One often falls in love with a woman out of boredom; one does not know what else to do with her.

Dating:- When a man says he wants to meet a girl with a sense of humour, he means one that will laugh at everything he says while her breasts jiggle.

Suicide:- Guns are always the best method for a private suicide, drugs are to chancy, if you misjudge the dosage you might end up having a good time.

Dog:- We had to get rid of the kids - one of the dogs was allergic.

Books:- Once I put it down, I just could not pick it up.

Cosmetic Surgery:- I had to do something about my looks, once a Peeping Tom threw up on my windowsill.

Fashion:- Women should never wear anything that panics a cat.

Alcohol:- Appreciating old wine is like making love to a very old lady, if possible can be enjoyable, but needs one hell of an imagination.

Loneliness:- If you're sat all alone in a room and feeling lonely, Break Wind. You can guarantee someone will immediately walkin.

There are so many subject here, but trust me, this book is Epic, I hope that someone picks up a copy.

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