suicidal_george

A little bird had made her home in the birdseed isle of Fred Meyer. I laughed and went to poke a hole in one of the seed bags on the top shelf where she was hiding, but the bird was so high strung that she flew off and sat on a sign overlooking the isle. I wouldn't have told anyone and I left her alone for fear of chasing her away from her hiding spot, but she was quickly spotted by the other shoppers. As I moved to the check out, I could hear children chasing her around and calling, "Come here little birdy!"

I hope she found her way back to the birdseed isle and that those little fuckers chasing her had to go get shots or something equally unpleasant.