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Thursday Jul 01, 2004

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Here comes a girl with perfect teeth, i bet she wont be smiling at me, i know how jeffrey dahmer feels...lonely.
bless 'im!


one of my patients told me this joke, i thought it was great!

Woman walks into doctors office and the doctor is a bit of a perve. He sits her down, takes off her top and starts feeling her breasts. He asks her, What do you think Im doing?, she replies Well, checking for lumps. Doctor Perve thinks hes on to a good one, lifts her skirt, removes her knickers and starts playing around down there. He asks, What do you think Im doing now?, she replies, Checking for cervical cancer arent you?. The doctor thinks Excellent!, removes his trousers and starts having sex with the woman. He asks again, What do you think Im doing now? and the woman replies Well youre contracting genital herpes cos thats what I came in for!

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vixxen_:
I've heard that and it's still excellent.
Jul 5, 2004
beaky:
Hey,! how are you sweetie?

kiss

beaky
Jul 6, 2004

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