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So I rented a movie tonight called "Girls Will Be Girls." There were no actual girls in it; all men in drag. It was very, very odd. Anyone else seen it?
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rockstarinc:
We just re-enacted a seen from Fight Club. Guess which one. hahaha wink skull
throb:
NOPE. ANY GOOD?
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Easy Ways To Avoid Bodily Injury, Tip #45:

If you share a residence with other people, do not ever consume the last of something that you yourself did not purchase.

mad mad mad
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clocknova:
Sage advice. Counts doubly so if the item in question contains alcohol. Quadruply so if it is an illegal substance. Quintuply so if it's anything that I was planning on having for lunch.
michael_desade:
How's next Monday night for you?
ARRR!!!
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Wishlist, bitches.

School is going to kill me. I'm already exhausted from less than a week, and I've got three more years of this. Maybe if I could fall asleep before midnight and didn't have to get up at 6a it wouldn't be so bad... whatever

For those wondering (since I haven't mentioned him much lately), the FB and I are doing fantastically well. love A...
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throb:
DON'T FORGET TO TAKE CARE OF THAT BODY, I ALMOST DESTROYED MYSELF DURING ART SCHOOL. skull
papawheelie:
we're due for a trip to the santa barbara area too... prolly more like halloween but who knows
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Wow, so much going on with other people right now -- Angel got a sexy haircut, bombshellbetty has a new job, papawheelie's getting new ink, Deacon is off to Iraq in December, null will soon start shopping his novel, UltimateLewsar went back to school, and darling Allied is apparently drinking like a fish...seems like everyone's doing something entertaining.

Meanwhile, I'm not doing anything even...
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michael_desade:
Did you get bruises?
ARRR!!!
angel:
I would but I already have a set with my hair long waiting to go up
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Paul Hamm will forever be known as "The Guy That Fell On His Ass And Still Won An Olympic Gold Medal." smile

I look around at my friends, both old and new, real-life and intarweb, and I wonder how I got so old so fast. Maybe it's just the looming approach of the beginning of my life getting back on track...but I can't help but feel...
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johnnyt:
thanks for the birthday post! I had a great time in Tampa.

Marla, you faker! you big tourist!

slide.

Come over to my house: I've bot a dirty mattress and industrial yellow rubber gloves. And your body rocks the body rock!

Paul should give the medal to the other guy.

johnnyt:
BTW - your pic called "Pink #3" makes me sweat. Hard.
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The names that gang members give each other never ceases to amuse me.

(Rock the Ebay auction.)
rockstarinc:


Yes... You would look sooo hot in this. Can I be your sugar daddy? wink

If I was in a gang, I would like my name to be: carzy killa loc dog
johnnyt:
... and she ... ruined ... everything. Marla.

So are you really a support group tourist? I posed this question to the other Space Monkeys a while back, and noone responded.
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Edited to add: Hey kids, support my Ebay auction! Help me make my tuition payment...

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So here I am at home on a Friday night, because I am far too poor now to go out on the weekends. Unless I can get people to start buying me dinner and drinks. Without offering them sex.

Anyhow,...
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johnnyt:
*Tyler's Kiss*

Welcome to Fight Club. It looks like you got off the Porch almost unmolested. Do you feel cheated? wink
rockstarinc:
I use candles to light my house. One of the candles was on the desk. Clumsy! knocked it over. Wax everwhere. biggrin

At least I didn't set my sheets on fire again! wink
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Calorie cutting + hatha yoga = happiness.
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bombshellbetty:
Ugh. I'm doing the calorie cutting thing, too. I'm going from ridiculously, laughably extravagantly fatty to... moderately extravagant. wink Should do some good, along with the corsetting and teaching two dance classes a week.

And who are you call ing a ho, HO?
snowbear:
OFFICIAL Fight Club insult post

No, you may not have my fucking abortion.
We don't allow asshole tax-collectors into the house.
No one has ever loved that dress - not even for a day.

Get The Fuck Off My Porch!!! wink
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Must. Find. Sugar. Daddy. The lovely goodness at Daddy-O's, House of Whacks, and Lip Service taunts me.

Hmmm...tuition payment, or pretty clothes? Tough call. frown
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poser:
there is always theft you know.
ultimatelewser:
YEah. I know that now. (^_^)

(Feel not creepy. I posted them for all to see)
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alivewocause:
Ohhh... I like it... nothing comes closer than putting down an innocent who dosen't deserve what has been givin... he need to educate himself a little more
bombshellbetty:
Great name, great pic! Are you having identity issues? I've been having identity issues for quite a while now, so when someone asks my name, I pause like an idiot because I don't know what to tell them.