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Hmm. Now is the time when I decide between paying tuition or buying one of these.

Tuition will probably win out. But oh, baby wants!
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michael_desade:
So....remember this?

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clocknova:
Oh, God! Why? It looks so painful. I mean, I'm sure it would lok sexy, but is it worth it? Sigh. confused
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Heh. Perhaps I shoulda been more clear. *I* am not the one playing with Photoshop.

However, there were some pictures taken of me last night that I think may look rather...nice. When and if I get copies of them, I may share. kiss
michael_desade:
Don't make come down there and beat them out of you.
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allied:
Pics! Pics! biggrin
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Mmm, Photoshop. whatever
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michael_desade:
mmm, ass shots.
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clocknova:
Have you been doing naughty things with photoshop? Can I see?
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I'm getting a master's degree in Internalization with a concentration in Issue Avoidance.
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throb:
HUH...?
throb:
OH YEAH. ME TOO. skull
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So this weekend involved a four-hour drive up to San Luis Obispo. Once we reached this godforsaken little town (one fucking Starbucks for the whole city and everyone wearing Ugg boots. WTF?), I met up with my jazz group and we proceeded to perform badly for fifteen minutes in front of a bunch of people I have a lot of respect for. Then we turned...
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clocknova:
Can't say I have the same feelings for drunk sex. Most of the time, I end up rather... unresponsive. I usually try not to drink much if I think there's any chance of sex ocurring.

On the other hand, it's pretty good protection from all the BAD things that drunk sex can bring with it. It's actually served me pretty well over the years.
michael_desade:
I'd get you drunk in a heartbeat. However, I suspect that wasn't what you meant.
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Blah blah blah election.

If voting did any good, it would be illegal. However, the fact is that if you don't vote, you pretty much give up bitching rights for the next four years. Also, I know that a lot of people worked very hard so that those of us with vaginas might cast our votes. So vote I shall.

And I shall vote for...
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clocknova:
What good did California do? Bah! The paperless machines in Florida stole that state away from Kerry. The were running Windows, for God's sake!
throb:
I COULD'NT AGREE WITH YOU MORE skull kiss skull
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I'm pretty sure I pulled a muscle in my boob from schlepping sound equipment this evening.
michael_desade:
>Insert pervy comment about boo-boos and kisses here<
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bombshellbetty:
Aw, poor boobie!!! I won't make the kiss it better joke, but you know I'm thinking it. confused
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Hooray for procrastination.
rockstarinc:
That chick in the pimp costume is crazy. biggrin

Highly Shaggable? Hum.

How have you been? Haven't seen many updates from you lately. I was cleaning out some paperwork the other day and guess what I found. A post card from Lux Lisbon. Miss her. wink
null:
Horray for boobies!
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I fail to understand the allure of fisting.
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michael_desade:
You know, it's remarkable that the only comment that popped into my head is the exact same one that most men use when women complain about not enjoying anal sex.

"You just need someone to do it right" biggrin

However, having seen you in the flesh so to speak, I'd suggest finding a partner with very small hands. Much to my dismay, that leaves me out of the picture.
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clocknova:
Hmmm. I would suggest avoiding it altogether. But then, that's me.

Or maybe you just haven't had it done right. wink