sugar_on_asphalt

You know, it's remarkable that the only comment that popped into my head is the exact same one that most men use when women complain about not enjoying anal sex.

"You just need someone to do it right"

However, having seen you in the flesh so to speak, I'd suggest finding a partner with very small hands. Much to my dismay, that leaves me out of the picture.

Hmmm. I would suggest avoiding it altogether. But then, that's me.

Or maybe you just haven't had it done right.