Holy shit. My black Dickies fit again. *does the happy dance*
I really dislike it when creepy dudes call me "sweetie." Especially when it's 8:30 p.m. and I'm walking (alone) to my car. If that's not fucking creechified, I don't know what is.
I think it must be the full moon that's got me so wired. All I know is that I want to be wrapping all my limbs around the FunctionalBoy, fireplace or no fireplace. Not necessarily having t3h m4d s3xx0rz, mind you...just pretending I'm a baby koala bear (or maybe a tree toad) and clinging as such. Does anyone else get weird fantasies like this?
I really dislike it when creepy dudes call me "sweetie." Especially when it's 8:30 p.m. and I'm walking (alone) to my car. If that's not fucking creechified, I don't know what is.
I think it must be the full moon that's got me so wired. All I know is that I want to be wrapping all my limbs around the FunctionalBoy, fireplace or no fireplace. Not necessarily having t3h m4d s3xx0rz, mind you...just pretending I'm a baby koala bear (or maybe a tree toad) and clinging as such. Does anyone else get weird fantasies like this?
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creepy people, not hot. i'm sure of that one.