Quote of the day from one of my students:
"My mom and dad got married this weekend!"
"My mom and dad got married this weekend!"
michael_desade:
Now those are some family values in action 
I am so hooked on HGTV, it's not even funny.
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papawheelie:
your new profile pic reminds me of this kinda
michael_desade:
I just spent two hours in home depot, getting things to finish off the garage, new switches, and I'm adding a light to the tiled shower stall. 
Back to classes the week after next. It's going to be weird to be around people my own age again. Well...closer to my age than elementary school children, anyway.
It's the middle of January and it's 82 degrees (Farenheit, dur). God, I love California sometimes.
It's the middle of January and it's 82 degrees (Farenheit, dur). God, I love California sometimes.
NEW PROJECT!
The Princess Bride: The Musical
I'm so not even joking.
The Princess Bride: The Musical
I'm so not even joking.
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allied:
Thanks for the birthday wishes, Marilyn. 
michael_desade:
Pfft, you have mail....be warned, I was sleepy, sleep-deprived, and I think I made four grammatical errors in one sentence. Just ignore it, if you would be so kind.
I am feeling empty and detached these days.
That is all.
That is all.
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null:
If you need pointers, I can tell you how to be very good at empty and detached.
No doubt about it, today sucked.
Dear Southern California: if it's raining and you're driving, TURN YOUR FUCKING HEADLAMPS ON.
Dear Southern California: if it's raining and you're driving, TURN YOUR FUCKING HEADLAMPS ON.
escottie:
not just california, please. 
michael_desade:
Driving is why I could never quit smoking. I'd have to kill somone if the nicotine wasn't there to keep me calm. At least down there, they know how to merge.
New Year's Resolution: quit eating so fucking much. Also, quit picking up the phone, since it's almost never anything I want to hear. So I suppose I'll be an anorexic hermit. Joy.
I'm seeing The Rev tomorrow night. Tonight, I'm working my ass off.
I'm seeing The Rev tomorrow night. Tonight, I'm working my ass off.
allied:
Thanks for the kind words. You'd make a helluva sexy anoerxic hermit. Have an amazing 2005.
You'd make a helluva sexy anoerxic hermit. Have an amazing 2005.
papawheelie:
i keep the ringer off and the volume down on the machine. evey now and again i notice theres messages...
The weather is fucking madness tonight. Rain coming in SIDEWAYS is not something one usually deals with in Southern California. I'm afraid one of the trees is going to blow over and fall on my half-new car.
The back of my pajamas still smell like him.
The back of my pajamas still smell like him.
escottie:
there must be a reason the back of your pyjamas smell like him, but i can't imagine what it is. do tell!!!!
michael_desade:
He lets you wear pajamas in bed?!?!?!
Teaching elementary school children is not for the faint of heart.
*drops dead on the floor*
*drops dead on the floor*
Christ almighty...this whole "having morals" thing really blows sometimes.
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michael_desade:
since when do fluff girls have morals?
papawheelie:
who needs morals when one has integrity and ethics
God, I hate discussing music with other people.
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michael_desade:
Just for the record, if your ass was the only thing about you that interested me, I would have moved on long ago.
amadio:
me too, but first I would have wanted to leave just one mark, cuz I'm pervy like that 
Sometimes I just want a girlfriend.
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misskel:
I saw in the 50s group that you were looking for a good garter belt! I don't know what size you are but I'm selling one on ebay for dirt cheap.Heres the link if your interested!!!!
escottie:
me, too.